Nic Cage watching Nic Cage in the Wicker Man

Do you people realize how much Nic Cage material I have saved up in my bookmarks?  I already have the “one Cage post a week ” routine covered through the rest of 2009, and that just adds on to an impressive streak dating back to November.  I should have saved this one up as a year-end finale, but it’s been burning a hole in my hard drive for a week.  Consider it an early Christmas present.  Plus, I have a good one up my sleeve for our last Nic Cage joke of the decade.