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Truck Driver Urinates Through Woman’s Mail Slot

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Posted By: The Booze at 11:15 am

14 Dec 2009

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ChibaPolice on Friday arrested a truck driver Friday on suspicion of property damage after he allegedly urinated on a towel at the entrance of the apartment belonging to a woman he liked. Police said that 22-year-old Yuuki Oshima, a resident of Noda Cioty, visited the woman’s apartment after midnight on Nov 19 and urinated through the mail slot in the door onto a towel that was hung inside to keep people from peeping into the apartment.

Police said Oshima admits to the charges, and quoted him as saying, “I absolutely went crazy for her the first time I saw her, and just did it.”

This guy was just trying to stick his dick in her slot. Unfortuantely for him he settled for the mail slot. I wonder what came next in this guy’s plan. When you are crazy enough to go around marking your territory like a dog, the sky is really the limit. My best guess involves a wrench, her shower pipes, and a hairdoll.

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