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Posted By: The Booze at 9:00 am

8 Dec 2009

fan of the week

Yesterday we ran a story about a group of elderly women in Florida who recently posed nude for a calendar. Though I found the story amusing, I refused to dig for the pictures because I didn’t want my dick to crawl up into my chest. Instead, I took it as a good opportunity to punish anyone with a fetish for elderly porn.

At the bottom of the post, I typed the following: “If you are into that sorta thing…pics here.” Anyone who decided to click that link was taken to the world’s most popular website, (If any of you are still falling for this, then God have mercy on your soul.)

Now, I assumed that anyone who fell for the prank would be too embarrassed about their granny porn curiosity to complain about it. I expected those readers to go sulk in the corner of the room and beat off to Murder She Wrote.

But then something amazing happened. Something completely unexpected. One of the GILF fanatics spoke up….

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As I fought back laughter at the office, I began to think it was too good to be true. Perhaps this Todd character was simply “playing dumb” for a laugh and actually realized it was a prank. I didn’t have to wonder for very long…

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At this point, not only does this guy think I mixed up the link, but he spent enough time on to analyze the sexual orientation of its target audience. I was beginning to picture Todd as a naive pervert who liked silver-top sex, dead or alive, and spinning dicks. As it turns out I didn’t give him enough credit. Check out the next Boozeworthy post that piqued his interest…

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So in conclusion, I think a geezer-loving, tranny-seeking, meatspin-fiend is a worthy recipient of this week’s award. Congratulations, Todd.

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