I’d rather him spend a day in a locked room with Kimbo Slice than spend a month in prison. Serving him such a weak sentence is about as busch league as not voting Randy Moss into the Pro Bowl.
I’ve never been one to follow through on new years resolutions, so I’ll kill two birds with one stone. I vow to get really hammered on the last day of 2009 and wake up hungover on the first day of 2010. This is probably how the night is gonna go down… 9:00 – Show up at [...]
A rampage involved a man jumping out of a 3rd story window, killing a dog, and pouring coffee on himself after running naked through a tennis club
“Hey Hugh Jackman, check it out, I’m your biggest fan. You want me to blow you?” PITTSBURGH — Linebacker LaMarr Woodley predicts the New England Patriots and Cincinnati Bengals will “lay down” for their virtually meaningless games Sunday because they don’t want the Super Bowl champion Steelers to make the playoffs. The Steelers (8-7) would [...]
Spike TV – Crazy Mike backflip of soda machine gone wrong
This begins my series of top pop culture categories of the decade. #1 Rich Boy – Throw some D’s This song features a straight up butter beat, perfect for the clubs or the streets. Sounds great when drunk or sober. Lyrics is straight ignorant like most good southern rap. But mainly, this beat is super [...]
If you have to think this much when picking out a beer, then just grab a bottle of whiskey instead and call it a night. Nonetheless, to whoever made this flow chart, we commend your effort.
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