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Tiger Woods’ Wife

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Posted By: Alfred K at 3:59 pm

28 Nov 2009

How in the world could a dude ever have a need to cheat with this waiting patiently at home? Sure Tiger Woods can be a deusch at times, riding around in his Buick in his gated community next door to Shaq, but still he doesn’t seem this deuschey. My guess is that, after a lovely Thanksgiving meal, he went upstairs expecting to have sex with his wife. Instead, during foreplay, she started asking questions about the National Enquirer article.

Enraged, and blinded by a serious case of blueballs, he attempted to drive away to cool off.  “Calm down Tiger, calm down Tiger…” While backing out in his awkwardly large SUV, he accidentally hits a hydrant and gets a tire stuck on the curb.  To dislodge himself, he revs the motor, again and again.  Finally it dislodges, but his car jolts forward uncontrollably, hitting a tree and knocking him unconscious.  Story solved.

Now enjoy these pictures of Mrs. Woods, who may be single soon.

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  • philisd

    she shouldn't have quit her day job

  • philisd

    she shouldn't have quit her day job

  • Experience

    often their is a bitch hidden under the beauty. while the advertisement says sexy and willing.when you get home the beauty is not willing it is just for looks.

  • Experience

    often their is a bitch hidden under the beauty. while the advertisement says sexy and willing.when you get home the beauty is not willing it is just for looks.

  • helwa

    i know this …if a man doesn't get sex at home .he has a reason to look somewhere else….other wise why he has to look for sex outside.she should be ask if she pleases him .

  • chas6391

    Tiger is an IDIOT!!!

  • helwa

    i know this …if a man doesn't get sex at home .he has a reason to look somewhere else….other wise why he has to look for sex outside.she should be ask if she pleases him .

  • chas6391

    Tiger is an IDIOT!!!

  • Name

    If a man were to truly treat his wife with respect and cherish her, she would WANT to to please him at home. If she felt a seperation between them because…oh I don't know….he feels guilty for screwin around on her and she picks up on it…how is she to blame for not givin it up? I respect Tiger as an athlete, but he's made the same mistake millions of men have over the ages…he put his physical needs before her emothional needs.

  • Name

    If a man were to truly treat his wife with respect and cherish her, she would WANT to to please him at home. If she felt a seperation between them because…oh I don't know….he feels guilty for screwin around on her and she picks up on it…how is she to blame for not givin it up? I respect Tiger as an athlete, but he's made the same mistake millions of men have over the ages…he put his physical needs before her emothional needs.

  • Name

    If a man were to truly treat his wife with respect and cherish her, she would WANT to to please him at home. If she felt a seperation between them because…oh I don't know….he feels guilty for screwin around on her and she picks up on it…how is she to blame for not givin it up? I respect Tiger as an athlete, but he's made the same mistake millions of men have over the ages…he put his physical needs before her emothional needs.

  • Name

    If a man were to truly treat his wife with respect and cherish her, she would WANT to to please him at home. If she felt a seperation between them because…oh I don't know….he feels guilty for screwin around on her and she picks up on it…how is she to blame for not givin it up? I respect Tiger as an athlete, but he's made the same mistake millions of men have over the ages…he put his physical needs before her emothional needs.

  • sheila

    Tiger has made the same mistake that a lot of athlete men out there have made and are still making,he just got caught.I hope that he has learned from his mistake ,ask his wife and family for forgiveness and take as much time needed to get his self together so he can try and get his family back,as time go on the public will focus on something else.

  • sheila

    Tiger has made the same mistake that a lot of athlete men out there have made and are still making,he just got caught.I hope that he has learned from his mistake ,ask his wife and family for forgiveness and take as much time needed to get his self together so he can try and get his family back,as time go on the public will focus on something else.

  • DC

    Tiger Woods is indeed dumb as a box of rocks. If he didn't see this coming, then he truly is an airhead. HA He spread himself too thin! LOL

  • DC

    Tiger Woods is indeed dumb as a box of rocks. If he didn't see this coming, then he truly is an airhead. HA He spread himself too thin! LOL

  • Doug

    Tiger really messed up. It just goes to show you what temptation can do. His wife is one of the most beautiful women walking on the face of the earth. What man would not love to be with her? 1 to 10 she is a 50!!!! I sure hope for Tiger's sake he can save his marriage because he will never again find such a beautiful woman like her

  • claire

    how could tiger cheat on his beautiful wife? She is gorgous!!!! What idiot cheats on their wife? just because he is mr big shot golf man he thinks he can get anything and everything he wants!!! Dude what happened to respect and honour?? I have no time for guys like that!!! they make me sick! stupid egotistic bastard the world does not revolve aroung you or sex for that matter… that woman you screwed is kak ugly!!! you 2 stupid to take note of the beautiful things you already have… come on man you have a kid/s.

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