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Creeped-Out couple convinced they see Michael Jackson’s face in baby ultrasound photos.

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 1:42 pm

25 Nov 2009


Sunderland, UK – Mum and dad-to-be Dawn Kelley and William Hickman, from Sunderland, couldn’t believe their eyes when looking at this scan of their unborn baby – seeing the face of Jacko staring back at them.  But the baby will not be called Michael – the couple know they’re having a girl.  Ms Kelley, who is 24 weeks’ pregnant, due in March, said: “I’ve had plenty of scans before and none of the photos have ever looked like this.  It’s a bit spooky.  “But it is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number.” (geekologie)

Ummm…anyone familiar with the abortion laws in England?  You know what else freaks me out besides the baby looking like a rapidly aging Walter Donovan from the Last Crusade?  The fact that it seems like it has a full head of MJ hair.  But supposedly Michael always wore a wig starting sometime after this incident, so the baby probably just got itself a hairpiece to stay current.  Snatched up William Hickman’s merkin if you know what I mean.  Reincarnated Jacko’s probably one of those babies that doesn’t mind getting poked by his dad’s dick all the time.  It’s a vicious cycle that apparently will now continue for eternity – little baby poked by dick, baby likes dick, baby grows up, big baby likes little dicks, and on and on forever.

By the way, I think they should name the baby Ike…anyone?  anyone?  Bueller?  Ok, bye.

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