Introducing the Christmas Tree Ornament Flask…

At first glance, I thought that this was a clever idea, but now I think it’s kind of dumb.  Of course we here at Boozeworthy are strong proponents of tipping back some holiday cheer at Christmas parties, but this thing just defeats the whole purpose of a flask.  Flasks let you conceal booze on your person when you’re out and about.  This thing is just a big round ball.  It looks like the bombs from Super Mario Bros. 2.  There’s no way you can easily conceal it, so it’s more of a stupid novelty item.  Nonetheless, you have to figure there’s a bunch of college guys across the country who will buy one of these just so he can walk around a frat party drinking out of it.  That guy, my friends, is a douchebag.  Don’t be that guy.  What it boils down to is that there is one type of person who has the perfect hiding spot for the Christmas Tree Ornament Flask…testicular cancer survivors.  Think about it.

(via geekologie)