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An earnest letter from the boss…

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 12:42 pm

6 Nov 2009

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Letter From the Boss…

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases,our prices would have to increase by at least 10%.

Since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I did not know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found sixty Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones let go. I cannot think of a fairer way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

Regards,

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(Thanks to Ross for the tip.)

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