Woman Calls Police On Her Daughter For Giving Husband Better Head

November 4, 2009 – We all know it’s a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.

The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it, thecourier.com.

Whoa, both the mother and the daughter? Well done, sir. Provided that was his plan all along, I am honestly impressed. I wouldn’t be surprised if he turned to Yahoo for  answers like this guy:

Regardless, I wonder what sort of things the daughter was better at than the mom…Deep throat? Less teeth? Eye contact? All three = very important fantasy statistics.