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Survival Tip: Stare at breasts

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Posted By: Alfred K at 4:43 pm

2 Nov 2009

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The breasts oglers in the study presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

Just like sleeping in on the weekends, this one always just felt right, and lo and behold, science backs me up.  This will make for a great pick up line at bars.

“Hey creep, quit staring at my breasts!”

Hands her a Boozeworthy.com printout of this post

“Wow, that’s so conscientious to care about your own health so much.  I’m sorry for snapping on you like that.”

Next, you strike up a conversation about how your parents never let you sleep in on the weekends, and soon enough she is giving you a GJ in the coat closet.

My next challenge for German scientists: Is staring at a female ass for hours a day also good for your health?

I’m feeling healthier already.

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    what is gerontology u migt wonder?

    i looked it up:

    It is the study of the social, psychological and biological aspects of aging.

    And you also get to look at titties for science.

    -Wikipedia

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