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Some Bitch Is On The Loose Kicking Men in the Nuts

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Posted By: The Booze at 11:29 am

30 Oct 2009

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LANGLEY, B.C.Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle — the latest in a series of similar assaults.

“I just want to know what her problem is,” victim Anthony Clark, 22, said this week. “People like her shouldn’t be on the streets.”

Mr. Clark was walking in the Brookswood area of Langley in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

“I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said. That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Mr. Clark said he wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.”

He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again with surgery.

It wasn’t until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong – the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

“My doctors say I will still be able to have children,” Mr. Clark said. “But at 22 that’s not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide.”Embarrassed by the situation, Mr. Clark didn’t go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.

Alright boys, one of our men has been attacked, without warning, on his most sacred of possessions. So this is one situation where I have no hesitation to use a derogatory word. We cannot let this cunt continue her rampage of testicular assault. No longer will we stand for unspeakable acts of terror such as this. We deserve to live our lives without the fear of being kicked in the nuts at any moment. So get out your jockstraps and pitchforks, men: we got a maniacal bitch to kill!

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