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Shemale Sex Line Printed on School T-Shirts

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Posted By: The Booze at 9:00 am

29 Oct 2009

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YORBA LINDA - The annual jog-a-thon at Linda Vista Elementary School in Yorba Linda is getting a little more attention than usual… all because of an embarrassing mistake.

The phone number printed on the front of the student T- shirts was actually the number for a (she-male) chat line. A vigilant parent called the number and then immediately contacted the school.

The T-shirts were handed out to all students participating in the Oct. 16 jog-a-thon during recess and recalled before students left at the end of the day, according to principal Jackie Howland. All of the T-shirts were believed to have been retrieved, but parents were informed just in case, Howland said.

The T-shirts featured the school mascot — a lion — running with the question: “How’s my running?” with a 1-800 number printed below.

I’m not gonna let it slip through the cracks that this so-called “vigilant parent” has an extensive knowledge of tranny sex phone numbers. That guy’s kid will find himself on the receiving end of some tranny jokes when he gets back to school.

I really went the extra mile researching this story for you boozers. Since the article failed to specifically mention which 1-800 number was printed on the shirts, I decided to take a look for myself. Though it is not an ideal photo, I could see “1-800-Eat-Dust” printed in black ink.

The investigation did not end there. I took it upon myself to find out the intended spelling of this she-male sex line. I broke down the number to its root (1-800-328-3878), but the absence of a “69″ told me that wasn’t my answer. I was hoping for something classic like 1-800-SHE-MALE or 1-800-HER-DICK. Unfortunately, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s 1-800-DATE-US-8. So there you have it, a she-male sex line at your disposal. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some more research to do…

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