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Vaginal Mints Causing Controversy

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Posted By: The Booze at 9:00 am

27 Oct 2009

smelly vag

The Consumerist - Jen Philips over at Mother Jones received a sample of an exciting new candy from a PR rep. Called Linger, it bills itself as “the intimate mint.” Or “feminine flavoring system.” Because you’re supposed to put it in your vagina.

The problem with this product, of course, is that it’s an unholy alliance of three things: preying on women’s insecurities about their bodies, remarketing a mundane product for media attention, and advocating that people do something that is extremely unhealthy.

Of course, the problem with these mints is that it is an exceptionally bad and unhealthy idea to use them in the first place. Unlike many mints made with artificial sweeteners, Admints contains sugar. Sugar in one’s lady parts can lead to catastrophic yeast infections, which is why flavored products that are actually designed for lady-parts use find other sweeteners to use.

So these mints are just a novelty item that cause yeast infections? I thought this was groundbreaking science. So many men in the world, excluding the French of course, wish those mints were effective. This is one of those men…

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  • Poor taste

    funny vid, but dont steal curb yo enthusiasm music u jerks

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    If you are talking about the music clip I'm thinking of, then it's from Always Sunny, not curb.

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