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What is the world coming to? Introducing the Vampire Fleshlight…

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 5:05 pm

26 Oct 2009


Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!

Does that last sentence even make sense?  What exactly happens if you have insufficient wood poised for penetration?  This whole vampire thing has officially gotten out of hand.  If sticking your dick into a device that looks like an Alien chest-exploder gets your blood flowing then you should probably go kill yourself.  I guess in some way we should be thankful that I’m wasting time writing about this and not a plastic mold of a werewolf anus.

(via Filmdrunk, via Fleshlight, via Crunchgear)


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