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Will This Movie Suck: Cirque du Freak – The Vampire’s Assistant

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 8:51 am

16 Oct 2009

Release Date:  October 23, 2009
Starring:  John C. Reilly, Chris Massoglia, Willem Dafoe, Ray Stevenson, Salma Hayek, Ken Watanabe
Tagline:  Meet Darren.  He’s sixteen going on immortal.  [stupid.]
Synopsis:  A young boy named Darren Shan meets a mysterious man at a freak show who turns out to be a Vampire. After a series of events Darren must leave his normal life and go on the road with the Cirque Du Freak and become a Vampire.

I’m wary of any film labeled on imdb.com as “action, adventure, comedy, fantasy, horror, thriller.”  Is this supposed to be a Zombieland-esque farce but with vampires?  Or are they going for something more serious here?  Everybody’s a fan of John C. Reilly but he’s been in just as many comedic roles as he has serious roles, so I still have no idea what to expect.  Vote 10 for “I love action, adventure, comedy, fantasy, horror, thrillers.”  Vote 1 for “I’d rather gouge my eyes out than watch another movie about vampires.”

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