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British Woman Pegged As Loudest Snorer

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Posted By: The Booze at 12:36 pm

16 Oct 2009

TelegraphMrs Chapman, 60, snores every night at 111.6 decibels – eight decibels louder than the roar of a low-flying jet – much to the dismay of long suffering husband Colin, 62.

The retired bank worker could drown out the sounds of a spinning washing machine, diesel truck, farm tractor or speeding express train. She regularly wakes herself up and her husband Colin has had to retreat to the spare room at least five nights a week for the 18 years they have been married.

She has snored throughout her entire life and one of her earliest memories is waking up to her sister pinching the bridge of her nose when she was five. Over the years Mrs Chapman has tried nose bands, pills, visited the doctor ”countless” times and even considered invasive surgery in a bid to cure her snoring.

Last weekend she took part in a two-day snoring ‘boot camp’ at the Hilton Warwick Hotel – where the extent of her problem emerged. She was the loudest of the six chronic snorers, four men and two women, who took part in the clinic designed to promote natural remedies to their problem.

Why has the husband stayed with her for 18 years? She’s no looker, that’s for sure.  The poor guy probably hasn’t gotten a good night’s sleep in years. Why bother sharing a bedroom? It’s not like they’re having sex at that advanced age, at least I don’t want to think about that. She must give a good blow job. Yea, that must be it, I’m sure of it.

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