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Worst Burglar Passes Out Under Bed

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Posted By: The Booze at 2:37 pm

15 Oct 2009

CARTERSVILLE, Ala. – Officials say a drunk father and son burglarized a home and were caught after the son was found passed out under the invalid homeowner’s bed. DeKalb County Sheriff Jimmy Harris said Wednesday that a 37-year-old man and his 19-year-old son were arrested Sunday.

Harris said they broke into the home around 2 a.m. Sunday and took car keys, medication, about $200 in cash and $100 worth of jewelry. They were about to leave when one of the residents woke up, and they hid.

The father sneaked out but Harris said the son apparently passed out in his hiding place under the homeowner’s bed.

You gotta feel for this guy. I know I’ve picked the wrong time to pass out on a few occasions. Nobody knows that better than my former female acquaintances.

Even if he hadn’t fallen asleep, this heist was doomed from the get-go. If CSI has taught me anything, it’s that you can’t pull off a successful crime without a clear head. One way or another, you end up leaving semen everywhere.

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