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High School Bball Coach Arrested For Having A Boner At Costco

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Posted By: The Booze at 3:18 pm

14 Oct 2009

BOISEA local high school math teacher has been arrested for obscene conduct in a public place.

Chuck McClure, Boise Police public information officer, says Kyle Dennis, 37, was arrested after multiple instances of “obscene live conduct” that took place at two Boise retail outlets starting in February of this year.

According to court documents, Dennis “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.”

The documents go on to say that Dennis performed the same behavior at the Costco on 2051 S. Cole Road as well as the Walmart on Overland in June.

Hey, give the guy a break. When I was a kid, I went from six to midnight every time I was in the candy aisle of a wholesale store. A 50-pack of sour patch kids can do that to a man.

I’m not exactly clear on what went down, but if he was simply reaching in there to adjust his boner, I don’t see the problem. Would you rather see him pitching a tent? There are already enough tents on display at that store.

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