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Dwarf Gets Penis Stuck in a Vacuum Cleaner

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Posted By: The Booze at 11:08 am

7 Oct 2009

EnglandA British dwarf who was performing at the ‘Edinburgh Festival’ found his penis glued to a vacuum cleaner while preparing for a live show.

Daniel Blackner, known as “Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf” performed at the Circus of Horrors, known for its oddball and offbeat performances. As part of the show, the dwarf pulls a Henry vacuum cleaner using a special attachment, across the show attached to his penis. However, the vacuum cleaner was broken before a performance and performer Blackner placed extra-strong glue on the attachment to fix it, neglecting to wait the entire 20 minutes required for the glue to dry, which resulted in his penis becoming glued to the vacuum cleaner.

So let me get this straight…the show involves a midget pulling a vacuum cleaner across stage with his dick?

How much are the tickets?

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