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University of Florida Well Prepared for Zombies

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Posted By: The Booze at 8:38 am

2 Oct 2009

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by “flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals.” It notes that a zombie outbreak might include “documentation of lots of strange moaning.”

Laugh all you want, but you can never be too careful. I learned that lesson long ago when I was working as a night watchman for an abortion clinic. I scoffed when my boss handed me the “dead baby uprising evacuation plan.” It’s too hard for me to relive that part of my life, but I will say this…I wish I had read that damn memo.

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