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Dunkin’ Donuts promises Italy, delivers lies.

In: Random

Posted By: Doc Holliday at 2:26 pm

1 Oct 2009


Setting aside the taste and the “Jesus, they’re cooking chicken parm sandwiches at a donut place now?” factors for a moment, this sandwich is still automatically doomed for failure simply because the “bread : meat ratio” is way off.  It’s the same concept that explains why I love Fenway Franks but hate certain other huge hot dog varieties that make the bun look like a bread stick.  Bread to meat ratio is critical.  I’m telling you.  It’s science.

Anyway, if I wanted stringy chicken and canned sauce between two pieces of unleavened bread, I’d swing by my buddy Jew Steve’s apartment.  Jew Steve eats salteens by the sleeve.  Kid loves manna…manna and danger.

Jew Jitsu

(Jew Steve not pictured.)

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