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Mentally Ill Killer Escapes in Spokane…Tommy Lee Jones Immediately Deployed to Area.

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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 11:43 pm

20 Sep 2009


SPOKANE, Wash. – Authorities have put out a statewide alert for a mentally ill killer who escaped during a hospital field trip to a county fair, leading to fears that he’ll become more unstable and potentially dangerous the longer he is on the loose with no medication.

Sgt. Dave Reagan of the Spokane County sheriff’s office says Phillip Arnold Paul remained at large Friday and officials believe he’s headed to Sunnyside, the town where his parents live. Reagan said anyone spotting him should call 911 and not try to confront him.

Paul was committed after he was acquitted by reason of insanity in the 1987 slaying of an elderly woman in Sunnyside. He soaked the woman’s body in gasoline to throw off search dogs and buried the remains in her flower garden. He reportedly said voices in his head told him she was a witch.

What the hell is Spokane PD thinking?!  Phillip Arnold Paul does not waste his time riding ferris wheels.  There are witches out there that need slaying, and only a heroic man with three first names knows how to get the job done…


[ed. - I should have posted this when I wrote it on Friday night...because they caught the bastard today 9/20.  180 miles away from his escape point though - I don't care if you're Usain Bolt, that's a helluva lot of ground to cover in 2 days.]

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