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Top 10 Lies Men and Women tell

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Posted By: Alfred K at 11:43 pm

15 Sep 2009

Sorry I missed your call

"Sorry I missed your call"

The Top Ten Lies Men Tell:

1. Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine 
2. This will be my last drink
3. No, your bum doesn’t look big in that
4. I had no signal
5. My battery died 
6. Sorry, I missed your call 
7. I didn’t have that much to drink 
8. I’m on my way 
9. It wasn’t that expensive 
10. I’m stuck in traffic

The Top Ten Lies Women Tell

1. Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine 
2. It wasn’t that expensive
4. It was in the sale 
5. I’m on my way 
6. I don’t know where it is, I haven’t touched it 
7. I didn’t have that much to drink 
8. I’ve got a headache 
9. No, I didn’t throw it away 
10. Sorry, I missed your call

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