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Top 10 Lies Men and Women tell

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Posted By: Alfred K at 11:43 pm

15 Sep 2009

Sorry I missed your call

"Sorry I missed your call"

The Top Ten Lies Men Tell:

1. Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine 
2. This will be my last drink
3. No, your bum doesn’t look big in that
4. I had no signal
5. My battery died 
6. Sorry, I missed your call 
7. I didn’t have that much to drink 
8. I’m on my way 
9. It wasn’t that expensive 
10. I’m stuck in traffic

The Top Ten Lies Women Tell
:

1. Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine 
2. It wasn’t that expensive
4. It was in the sale 
5. I’m on my way 
6. I don’t know where it is, I haven’t touched it 
7. I didn’t have that much to drink 
8. I’ve got a headache 
9. No, I didn’t throw it away 
10. Sorry, I missed your call

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