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No Pants, No Pizza

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30 Sep 2009

PORTSMOUTH — A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants. Portsmouth Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man’s actions after it took place [...]

Apparently, Mel just started filming a new movie directed by Jodie Foster entitled “The Beaver.”  The movie is about Walter (Mel Gibson), troubled father and husband and CEO of a stalling toy company, who gives voice to The Beaver, a glove puppet that Walter finds and…you know what, I’m just gonna stop before my head [...]

I was convinced she was going to have a set of balls by the end of it.  Pull the ol’ Lois Einhorn on us.  Thank God she’s just a snaggletooth.  Not much of an obstacle there.  I’d just make her throw on the Scream mask before I banged her. (via eBaum Nation, via Comix)

Craiglist – That’s right, unlike the competition, I have a solid-gold, firmer than firm, $1 million guarantee: You give me $1 million, and we can do it any way you want. Like the reverse cowgirl? Just call me Trigger. Traditional missionary? I will spread your gospel. Want it from behind while I pull your hair [...]

Survival Tip: Pay Close Attention to the Choke Defense and the Ball Furries.

Chinese artist Chen Wenling critiques the global financial crisis in What You See Might Not Be Real, on display at a Beijing gallery. The bull is said to represent Wall Street, while the man pinned to the wall represents jailed financier Bernard Madoff. – Courtesy BBC News

Release Date:  September 25, 2009 in select cities (Not in Boston) Starring:  no clue synopsis:  “A happy, carefree couple is haunted by a demonic spirit.” Tough call on this one.  I’m not big on horror movies, but I can appreciate the really good ones.  This preview reminds me of Ghost Hunters, a show that actually [...]

Columbus Dispatch – A fired deputy will be on probation for five years for feeding a tainted sandwich to a prisoner in the Franklin County jail. Joseph M. Cantwell, 38, of Lewis Center in Delaware County, admitted violating state health codes as part of a plea deal today in Franklin County Environmental Court. He could [...]


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