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Archive for August, 2009

Vocalists everywhere take note – THAT is how you dominate the final 30 seconds of Amazing Grace.  A true professional doesn’t let a little thing like lyrical integrity stand in the way of a timeless performance.  Amen, brother.  Amen.

Weston, MA – A 25-year-old East Boston man died after crashing into a Mass. Pike toll booth at the Rte. 128 exchange at 2:12 a.m. yesterday, state police said.  Kunal G. Motwane was driving a 2007 Volkswagen Passat in Waltham and didn’t stop when Waltham Police attempted to pull him over on Rte. 128 South, [...]

Can you sue God?

In: News

30 Aug 2009

US courts have thrown out a case against God, seeking a permanent injunction against the deity for “death, destruction and terrorisation,” on a technicality, with the judge pointing out that since God has no known address or physical presence, a writ cannot be served against him. The suit was launched by Nebraska senator Ernie Chambers, [...]

Survival Tip: Don’t take a keg stand unless you are too drunk to feel pain.

The Surfer on Acid shot is a solid go-to at the bar.  It’s stronger than a SoCo lime and tastes almost as good.  If you’re throwing back a round of shots and girls are in the mix, and whiskey/jager/tequila are no longer options, the Surfer’s a good selection for the whole crowd. Ingredients: 3/4 oz. Jagermeister [...]

Me and Doc Holliday have been doing the “It’s My Life” dance for years. Skip to 1:50 mark if you’re really lazy.

Fox News reported Wednesday that Megan Fox would be suiting up as Catwoman in the still-unannounced sequel to the Dark Knight. However, other sources have dismissed the claim as nothing but a rumor. Regardless, this is as good an excuse as any to post pictures of the Transformers star below.

Welcome to BoozeWorthy’s newest recurring segment…”Hardly Working.” Here you will learn state of the art slacking strategies from our team of experts. So whether you’re suffering at work or stuck in class, look to us for advice. Now for the 1st installment… “The Stressful Sales Call” Do you ever show up to work hungover? Ever [...]


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