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Macaulay Culkin is Michael Jackson’s Baby Daddy?

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Posted By: The Booze at 12:14 pm

31 Aug 2009

The SunActor Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket, it was claimed last night.

The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm to help Jacko create his seven-year-old offspring – real name Prince Michael II.

The two celebrities became firm friends after Culkin, now 29, shot to fame as a child in the 1990 box office smash.

He went on to star alongside Jackson in the video for his hit song Black or White in 1991, regularly visited the singer’s Neverland ranch, and took the witness stand to defend him at his 2005 child molestation trial.

Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his “perfect” family.

The source added: “This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father.

OK, time to put the evidence through the Boozeworthy Case Cracking Software â„¢:

-       1990 – 2002: Macaulay Culkin frequently spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

-       2002: Jackson hung some kid named Blanket off a balcony he called his son.

-       2005: Michael Jackson was on trial for child molestation.

-       2009: Macaulay Culkin thinks he is Blanket’s father.

Boozeworthy CCS ™ now processing…beep boop boop beep beep boop boop......
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Verdict: Michael Jackson had a vagina.

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