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Hardly Working: Stressful Sales Call

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Posted By: The Booze at 1:49 pm

27 Aug 2009

Welcome to BoozeWorthy’s newest recurring segment…”Hardly Working.” Here you will learn state of the art slacking strategies from our team of experts. So whether you’re suffering at work or stuck in class, look to us for advice. Now for the 1st installment…

“The Stressful Sales Call”

Do you ever show up to work hungover? Ever wish you could get in a quick nap without your boss noticing? It’s no secret that your superiors associate your misery with productivity. Here’s the best solution: pick up the phone, place it between your ear and shoulder, lean on the desk with one arm, and use the other to cover your face/look really annoyed. For those of you that need a bedtime story, dial a company directory and listen on repeat.

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