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7 Crimes that will cost you less than filesharing

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Posted By: Alfred K at 11:09 pm

23 Aug 2009

1. Child abduction: the fine is only like $25000.

2. Stealing the actual CD: the fine is $2,500

3. Rob your neighbor: the fine is $375,000

4. Burn a house down: The fine is just over $375,000

5. Stalk someone: The fine is $175,000

6. Start a dogfighting ring: the fine is $50,000

7. Murder someone: The maximum penalty is only $25,000 and 15 years in jail, and depending on your yearly salary, would probably be far slighter a penalty that $2 million.

Luckily, I personally don’t do any filesharing.  Child abduction?  Hold on I got to go “do some laundry” in the basement.

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