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God is Answering All The Right Prayers

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Posted By: The Booze at 8:35 am

20 Aug 2009

Showbiz SpyKaty Perry used to pray for big boobs. The Hot ‘n Cold hitmaker has revealed that when she was nine, she’d kneel by her bed and ask God for an impressive bust. “I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back, I wouldn’t be able to see my feet,” she said. “Eventually, that request was granted.”

Well thank you, Katy Perry. You are someone men have been waiting a long time for. We finally have a female role model in show-business working on our side. No more Britneys shaving their heads, no more Jessica Simpsons being dumb as shit, no more Lady Gagas growing dicks. It’s time for girls to look up to Katy Perry.

Katy Perry had already done men a favor by singing “I kissed a girl and I liked it.” I frequently play that song at house parties in hopes that two girls will feel compelled to give it a try. As if that wasn’t enough, she now has inspired her young female fans to pray for bigger breasts. Let’s hope God keeps up his end of the deal.

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