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Cocaine Found on 90% of U.S. Bills

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Posted By: The Booze at 9:19 am

18 Aug 2009

National Geographic News - If you live in the United States or Canada, chances are you have cocaine in your wallet. Nearly nine out of ten bills circulating in the U.S. and its northern neighbor are tainted with cocaine, according to what’s being called the most definitive research to date on the subject.

With 5.8 million people having used the drug at least once in 2007, the U.S. is the world’s biggest cocaine market, according to the 2009 UN World Drug Report. Perhaps not surprisingly, then, the U.S.—along with Canada—had the highest percentage of cocaine-permeated bills in the study.

If my wallet didn’t accidentally go through the wash last night, I’d be having a party right now. Who am I kidding? I don’t carry nearly enough money to have had much coke in there. You gotta figure its the large bills that have the pure shit. Rich people don’t snort cocaine through Washingtons and Lincolns.

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