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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 8:49 am

12 Aug 2009

Howard Payne: Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Jack: I’d want to know what bus it was…
Howard Payne: You think I’m going to tell you that?
Jack: Yes

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As usual, choose wisely.  And remember to floss after every meal – great for dental hygiene.  I mean, just look how much fun those girls are having!

Howard Payne: Aha, very good. There are rules, Jack, and I want you to get this right. No one goes off the bus. If you try to take any passengers off the bus, I will detonate it. I want my money by 11 a.m.
Jack: We can’t pull that kind of money in time!
Howard Payne: Focus, Jack! Your concern is the bus. And don’t try to call. The radio’s down. Now, the number of the bus is 2525, it’s running downtown from Venice. It’s at the corner of Ocean Park & Main.

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