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Man Blames His Cat For Child Porn Library

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Posted By: The Booze at 4:25 pm

7 Aug 2009

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff’s report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboardwhile he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned.

This is a Hall-of-Fame excuse right here. I would go so far as to rank it above the toothache excuse from last week. I know this guy is probably a sick fuck, but in these days of illegal downloading, you gotta feel sorry for the few of us that get caught. I’m not saying I have child porn, but I certainly don’t have a good excuse for anything on my iPod.

Cats are crafty motherfuckers, you never know what they are capable of doing. If he gets a jury full of dog-lovers, I see him having a legitimate case. Some cats are good on a keyboard…

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