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Living Next Door to The Playboy Mansion

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Posted By: The Booze at 10:12 am

3 Aug 2009

TMZHugh Hefner has unloaded his personal mansion for a cool $18 mil, according to Hot Property. The mansion had been on the market since early March with a listing price of $27,995,000.

Well apparently this recession is giving Hugh Hefner some trouble. It must be hard to compete with Red Tube and YouPorn these days. Next thing you know he’ll be collecting $5 at the door during his parties. Carrot Top won’t be able to afford to go anymore.

I am pretty upset I didn’t know this house was on the market. Sure, Boozeworthy isn’t bringing in $18 mill, but I would have at least sold a kidney, whored myself out to old women, and moved a few boatloads of heroin. I mean, it’s the Playboy mansion. The Girls Next Door would actually be next door. Talk about your all-time missed opportunity. I feel like Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne right about now…

“WOW! some lucky guy is gonna be living around those girls for the next few years! Yeah, don’t worry we’ll catch our break too…we just got to keep our eyes open.”

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