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Peeping Tom Uses Toothache Excuse

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Posted By: The Booze at 4:11 pm

30 Jul 2009

July 29, 2009A man caught trying to peek at a young girl under her Colchester swimming pool changing cubicle wall has been jailed.

Sultan Al-Sayed claimed he had toothache and was simply putting his cheek to the floor to ease the pain.

But a judge at Chelmsford Crown Court told the 40-year-old Saudi national he did not believe a word of it and jailed the would-be voyeur for nine weeks. He recommended Al-Sayed should be deported after he had served his sentence.

Wow, that is a Hall of Fame excuse right there. It obviously had no chance of holding up, but at least he gave it the old college try. This story inspired me to come up with some of my own excuse for said situation. ”You don’t understand, I am an Apache Indian. I’m on the trail of some drug smugglers on horseback.”

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