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“Son of Jesus” Wreaks Havoc With 2-by-4

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Posted By: The Booze at 2:10 pm

16 Jul 2009

MANCHESTER — A local man, who police said spent a portion of his morning reading the Bible before running into the street screaming he was “the son of Jesus” and beating several people with a 2-by-4, is to be arraigned this morning in Superior Court in Manchester.

Police suspect Ruben Vasquez Jr., 24, was “on something” as he allegedly assaulted two men and two children, age 1 and 3, and a police officer.

Police were called at 7:10 a.m. Tuesday to the area of 55 Holl St. for the reported assault. The caller told police that a man was running down the street, screaming he was the son of Jesus, and hitting people with the 2-by-4. Those who Vasquez allegedly struck were treated and released at Manchester Memorial Hospital, said Manchester police Lt. Chris Davis. All suffered bruises.

Man, tough day for Christians. First we have this topless nun scandal and now we’re dealing with the arrest of Jesus’ son. It really can’t get much worse than this…hey wait a minute…if the son of Jesus is black…oh dear God!

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