Doin the nasty on Granny

A woman raking her yard this morning was attacked by a man who tried to rape her, prompting her to yell at him that she was an octogenarian, police said.

“I’m 80 years old, what’s wrong with you!” police said the woman yelled.

The suspect pushed the woman to the ground, removed her shorts and tried to have sex with her, said police spokesman Jimmie Flynt.

According to Flynt, the woman was raking leaves in her yard near Mary McLeod Bethune Boulevard at 8:30 a.m. when she was approached by the suspect. The woman thought the man was going to offer to help her but when the suspect got closer, she noticed his face was covered with a bandana.

The would-be rapist grabbed the woman by the arms and pushed her toward a shed in the backyard. When the victim started to scream, the suspect covered her mouth with his hand and continued to push her toward the shed, Flynt said. Once behind the shed, he pushed her to the ground, removed her shorts and unsuccessfully tried to have sex with the woman, Flynt said.

Man, it has to be just the worst case of the Mondays when you wake up, put on your bandanna, and tell yourself, “I’m gonna go rape me an old lady“