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Butter knife stick up.

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Posted By: Eddie Brewski at 10:33 am

30 Jun 2009

Doesn't get more dangerous then this.

Doesn't get more dangerous than this.

RAPID CITY, S.D. – On Sunday around 6 p.m. a man tried to rob a hotel with a butter knife. The clerk said he wasn’t a bitch and refused to give the dumbass any money. The man then leaves the hotel on foot, an hour later the police spot the genius and arrest him.

The officers arrested a 34-year-old man and charged him with robbery. They said they also recovered the knife.

All I can say is.. thank god the police recovered the butter knife. They needed all the incriminating evidence they could get. They’ll put that one right next to the weed and the Ak-47.

To the Police: Good job, open and shut case Johnson.
To the Guy: You failed, if your lucky they’ll let you keep your knife in jail. Hope you enjoy spooning.

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