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How is this website real? Who wants to go pirate hunting in Somalia?

In: How is this website real?

Posted By: Alfred K at 10:59 pm

26 Jun 2009

http://www.somalicruises.com/

From the website:

It’s like a safari, only better

“Safari” is the Swahili word for adventure and that’s just what we have in store for you.

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your ‘High powered weapons’ along on the cruise. If you don’t have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

Our rates

$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing).

M-16 full auto rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95.
Ak-47 assault riffle rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95.
Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95.
RPG rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200.
Mounted Mini-Gun $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

“Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am.”

Meals are not included.

Meals are not included, but you will surely be able to afford a stay at the 5 star Somalia Maritott with all the booty you accrue from your adventures.

But seriously if you do one thing today, check out this website, absolutely classic

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    My favorite part…

    “I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!” — Lars , Hamburg Germany

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    My favorite part…

    “I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!” — Lars , Hamburg Germany

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    My favorite part…

    “I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!” — Lars , Hamburg Germany

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