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Posted By: Doc Holliday at 11:52 am

26 Jun 2009

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Hello Boozers and welcome to Great Male Reactions – the game where you are awarded no points, everybody wins, and God has no mercy on your soul.  Just read/watch/look at the article/video/picture below, and then guess my favorite part of the installment.  If you got it right, you win.  If you got it wrong, you win.  If you didn’t enjoy the male reaction, than go fuck yourself.  This first one is a layup…and a bit vivid.  Episode #1, “The 20/20 Hindsight.”

Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men
June 18, 2009

A young Russian woman, a devoted collector of horror films and spiders, is on trial for sedating and raping ten men.  The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports.

Valeria, who has already been nicknamed the Black Widow for her love of spiders, would get acquainted with men and invite them to her place.  She gave them drinks with clonidine, which almost immediately sent them to sleep for almost 24 hours.  After that, she undressed her victims and raped them, tightening a rope on their male organs to keep them erect.  Waking up in hospital with clonidine poisoning and penis trauma, all the victims could remember was a friendly brunette who gave them drinks.  Finally, local police identified the offender and arrested her.  At present, the police know about ten of Valeria’s victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her.

“It was great,” the unnamed man said.  “I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t used the clonidine on me.”

 Couple of comments:
-Middle of the 2nd paragraph sounds like a pretty standard Sunday morning
-I’m trying not to think about what this chick does with the spiders while these guys are passed out.
-Can I get clonidine over the counter?

Classic line by this dude.  That Russian broad is a freak, and the guy’s all about it. Advances my theory that all men would gladly be used for sex, even if the chick was like a 6.  The “penis trauma” line was a close second.  Well, did you pull out the W?

Congratulations!
(Those back up singers are bangin’)

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  • http://Obtuse.com/ captain obvious

    cliff richars looks alot like austin powers

    What is my stance on female rape? I think it would be more fun if I could look him in the eyes while i was doing it

  • http://Obtuse.com/ captain obvious

    cliff richars looks alot like austin powers

    What is my stance on female rape? I think it would be more fun if I could look him in the eyes while i was doing it

  • http://Obtuse.com/ captain obvious

    cliff richars looks alot like austin powers

    What is my stance on female rape? I think it would be more fun if I could look him in the eyes while i was doing it

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