Follow The Booze on Twitter - Facebook Fan Page - FriendFeed

Bitch Stabs Boyfriend for Sleepwalking

In: News

Posted By: The Booze at 1:31 pm

25 Jun 2009


KANSAS CITY, Mo. – A sleepwalking episode led to a stabbing. The Kansas City Star reported on its Web site Wednesday that the 24-year-old victim suffered a stab wound to his face and shoulder. Police said the victim’s girlfriend awoke around 1:30 a.m. Wednesday to find her boyfriend urinating in the closet. He was intoxicated when he arrived at his apartment several hours earlier.

Police said the man had a history of sleepwalking and ignored his girlfriend’s repeated efforts to wake him up.

He pushed her out of the way as he walked toward the kitchen, and she reportedly became scared that he might hit her.

Police said she grabbed a knife and held it up as he approached. He sustained injuries that are believed to be non-life threatening.

What the hell is wrong with this girl? Do you know how many times I’ve sleepwalked while drunk (Is that even the past tense)? Other than peeing in random places, speaking nonsense, climbing into the wrong bed with a dude (no homo), or passing out on the bathroom floor naked, there’s never any real harm done. What kind of a girlfriend pulls a knife on her boyfriend when he’s in that state?

This guy obviously had a great night out with a few too many drinks. Unfortunately, now he will always remember that night when he sees scars on his face and shoulder. Some bitches are so full of themselves that they think they are always in danger. That’s why they claim they’ve been roofied everytime they blackout. Please, get a reality check, you’re not that hot.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Reddit
  • Suggest to Techmeme via Twitter
  • StumbleUpon
blog comments powered by Disqus


The Crew

Editor in Chief - The Booze

Editor - Alfred Kehollick

Editor - Doc Holliday

Editor - Vodka Tonic

Editor - Thurgood Jenkins

Got a Story? Send us a Tip!

Follow us on Twitter:
Friend us on Facebook:
Get your Fix in your Feed: