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Turkey Causes Manure Truck Crash

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Posted By: The Booze at 1:36 pm

24 Jun 2009

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OSWEGATCHIE, N.Y. – A wild turkey landed inside the cab of a manure-hauling tractor trailer, startling the driver and sending the truck rolling into a ditch off a northern New York road. State police said Scott Fisher, 38, was traveling in St. Lawrence County near the Canadian border when the turkey flew in through an open window.

As Fisher tried to shoo the bird out of the cab, the truck ran off the road and hit several fence posts and autility pole before rolling onto its side in a ditch.

Fisher wasn’t hurt in the accident Monday.  Police say the turkey escaped, leaving behind some of its feathers

BoozeWorthy intern, Eddie Brewski, was on the scene yesterday. He says it was a real “shitshow.”

Apparently, upon seeing the turkey, Scott Fisher really “flipped his shit.” When his boss arrived at the scene of the crash, Scott “had the shit beat out of him.” Despite the large load of manure in his truck bed, the driver said he was “scared shitless” during the crash. Some would call this “the shittiest story” ever to make BoozeWorthy.

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  • The Jiggler

    HAHHA fantastical

    Wait, do you think this is a related incident to the beer truck. Perhaps this “wild turkey” had too much beer and traveled to cause more havok.

    what would truly be hilarious is if he drank that delcious Dr. Hunter S. Thompson favorite, Wild Turkey.

  • The Jiggler

    HAHHA fantastical

    Wait, do you think this is a related incident to the beer truck. Perhaps this “wild turkey” had too much beer and traveled to cause more havok.

    what would truly be hilarious is if he drank that delcious Dr. Hunter S. Thompson favorite, Wild Turkey.

  • The Jiggler

    HAHHA fantastical

    Wait, do you think this is a related incident to the beer truck. Perhaps this “wild turkey” had too much beer and traveled to cause more havok.

    what would truly be hilarious is if he drank that delcious Dr. Hunter S. Thompson favorite, Wild Turkey.

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