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How is this website real? Entry #6: Comfort Wipe

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Posted By: The Booze at 12:28 am

22 Jun 2009

comfortwipe

Pardon the pun, but is this shit for real? I can’t see how this makes wiping your ass an easier process. I envision people standing up off the toilet to use this thing. That seems less hygienic than the normal practice. Where the hell do you store this thing when you’re done? All I know is that, as a guy, I never want anything that even resembles a dildo to go near my corn hole.

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  • Mike

    This product is a huge ripoff, this already exists. It is called an Ogbesion (SP?). They talk about how they are used to wipe a centaur's ass in the SNL sketch with Chris parnell dressed up as a centaur at a job interview with Chris Walken, check it out.

  • Mike

    This product is a huge ripoff, this already exists. It is called an Ogbesion (SP?). They talk about how they are used to wipe a centaur's ass in the SNL sketch with Chris parnell dressed up as a centaur at a job interview with Chris Walken, check it out.

  • TheBooze

    The fact that you are so outraged alone makes you a tool…your knowledge of chris pornell snl skits makes you an even bigger one.

  • TheBooze

    The fact that you are so outraged alone makes you a tool…your knowledge of chris pornell snl skits makes you an even bigger one.

  • http://Obtuse.com/ captain obvious

    Theres actually one of these in a local public restroom. I sometimes use it..as a dildo

  • http://Obtuse.com/ captain obvious

    Theres actually one of these in a local public restroom. I sometimes use it..as a dildo

  • Mike

    the fact that you would refer to a chris walken sketch as a chris parnell sketch makes you a way bigger tool.

  • TheBooze

    Are you the same Mike that made the original comment? If so, I am at a loss for words. You are truly too stupid to insult.

  • Alan

    Mike,

    Seriously guy. I read this site but never comment until now.
    To quote you:
    “… SNL sketch with Chris parnell dressed up as a centaur at a job interview with Chris Walken, check it out”
    So thereby making it a parnell & walken sketch. but in general I must agree with the Booze as your love/ability to identify Parnell sketches is strange and wrong.

  • Mike

    the fact that you would refer to a chris walken sketch as a chris parnell sketch makes you a way bigger tool.

  • Mike

    the fact that you would refer to a chris walken sketch as a chris parnell sketch makes you a way bigger tool.

  • TheBooze

    Are you the same Mike that made the original comment? If so, I am at a loss for words. You are truly too stupid to insult.

  • TheBooze

    Are you the same Mike that made the original comment? If so, I am at a loss for words. You are truly too stupid to insult.

  • Alan

    Mike,

    Seriously guy. I read this site but never comment until now.
    To quote you:
    “… SNL sketch with Chris parnell dressed up as a centaur at a job interview with Chris Walken, check it out”
    So thereby making it a parnell & walken sketch. but in general I must agree with the Booze as your love/ability to identify Parnell sketches is strange and wrong.

  • Alan

    Mike,

    Seriously guy. I read this site but never comment until now.
    To quote you:
    “… SNL sketch with Chris parnell dressed up as a centaur at a job interview with Chris Walken, check it out”
    So thereby making it a parnell & walken sketch. but in general I must agree with the Booze as your love/ability to identify Parnell sketches is strange and wrong.

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