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NHL Players Sue Resort Developer For Blowing Investment on Strippers for MLB Players

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Posted By: The Booze at 11:59 am

19 Jun 2009

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TMZ – 14 major NHL hockey players are suing a developer named Kenneth Jowdy for allegedly screwing them out of millions of dollars — and then blowing the cash on escorts, strippers and private jet rides for some of the biggest names in Major League Baseball history. 

The list of NHL players includes some of the sport’s most famous guys – Michael Peca, Sergei Gonchar,Chris Simon, Greg deVries, Jason Woolley, Mattias Norstrom, Vladimir Tsyplakov, Jay McKee, Raymond Murray, Glen Murray, Bryan Berard, Dimitri Khristich, Jozef Stumpel and Darryl Sydor. 

The players claim they each invested between $250,000 – $500,000 with Jowdy — who allegedly promised to use their money to develop a luxury golf course and resort.

Instead, the suit alleges the money was blown on private jets, 5-star hotels, and parties with various female porn stars, escorts, strippers, party girls and other women for MLB greats like “Roger Clemens, Reggie Jackson, Joe Morgan and Pete Rose (to name a few).”

The NHL players are suing for at least $15 million.

Sorry for the lengthy title, but goddamn, this is some messed up shit. As a fellow hockey player I am outraged that these NHL players paid for Roger Clemens’ blowjob. I want to know what would have provoked Kenneth Jowdy to pay for all of that shit. What was in it for him? Is this some sort of lame Robin Hood type shit? Are hockey players getting so much pussy lately that he wanted the MLB retirees to get some action?

Let it be known that hockey players know how to have a good time, but we don’t need to pay for our ladies. They flock like the salmon of Capistrana. It’s too bad that this is how Clemens gets his “rocket” off. Although, I’d have trouble banging my wife too if she was jacked up on HGH. She prolly beats him.

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  • Chronic

    Fo real. That's soem fucked up shit, he was probably using the NHL player money to entice the MLB legends/retirees to fund this “resort.” He figured more peoplew ould go if their names were attached. Crazy man, what a dick.

    PS I wish I was there for that party.

  • Chronic

    Fo real. That's soem fucked up shit, he was probably using the NHL player money to entice the MLB legends/retirees to fund this “resort.” He figured more peoplew ould go if their names were attached. Crazy man, what a dick.

    PS I wish I was there for that party.

  • Chronic

    Fo real. That's soem fucked up shit, he was probably using the NHL player money to entice the MLB legends/retirees to fund this “resort.” He figured more peoplew ould go if their names were attached. Crazy man, what a dick.

    PS I wish I was there for that party.

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