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Posted By: Alfred K at 2:24 pm

19 Jun 2009

JUNE 18–Nabbed yesterday for indecent exposure, a Memphis man offered cops a unique explanation for his alleged criminal behavior. Augustus Hudgins, 41, was arrested after witnesses reported seeing him “masturbating on the bench in Court Square,” according to the below police affidavit. When questioned by cops, Hudgins denied fondling himself, explaining instead that he was “giving [his] penis some air.” Despite that claim, Hudgins was booked into the Shelby County jail, where the mug shot at right was snapped.

What’s so wrong about this that the guy had to be thrown in jail?  He relieved some of his grundel-swass, and dually, a couple kids got a neat biology lesson that their uptight parents would never show them.  I call him a martyr.


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