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Bomb Squad Burns a Bible

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Posted By: The Booze at 12:57 pm

17 Jun 2009

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LEAVENWORTH, Kan. – A bomb squad used a disrupter gun to blast a suspicious package left on the counter of the Leavenworth post office, but only a Bible was found inside. Police said the person who left the package on Friday night took off in a hurry and probably didn’t put enough stamps on it to get it delivered.

Witnesses saw the bomb squad clean up the charred remains with an American Flag. Later in the day they accidentally incinerated a box of kittens on the side of the road and accidentally kicked 15 pregnant women down a flight of stairs.

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  • http://Obtuse.com/ captain obvious

    phew! im glad they got that bible. Imagine the damage it could have done if it was released on the public

  • http://Obtuse.com/ captain obvious

    phew! im glad they got that bible. Imagine the damage it could have done if it was released on the public

  • http://Obtuse.com/ captain obvious

    phew! im glad they got that bible. Imagine the damage it could have done if it was released on the public

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