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Your Next St. Louis Rams Owner: Rush Limbaugh?

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Posted By: Alfred K at 11:30 pm

11 Jun 2009

The newest owner in the NFL just could be a portly individual with strong vocal chords and a problem with illegal prescription drugs. No, not Britney Spears. It’s political chatterbox Rush Limbaugh, the despot Teddy Ruxpin who has made a fortune marketing right-wing bravado like Pop Tarts (which is the only fruit he ever eats, apparently).

St. Louis Blues chairman Dave Checketts is trying to put together a group to buy the Rams, and keep them in St. Louis (is this wise?). But Checketts needs more cash than he can currently get his hands on, and Limbaugh is on record as saying that he would like to be involved. And he can afford it — that cigar he’s smoking there is made of mortgage foreclosure statements and aged silver certificates.

The Rams really can’t get much worse, so why not?

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  • The Jiggler

    This just in, all African-Americans have left the Rams upon hearing the news,

    The Rams are now the only 100% white team in the NFL, and consequently the worst.

    Rush Limbaugh, you're terrible at living.

  • The Jiggler

    This just in, all African-Americans have left the Rams upon hearing the news,

    The Rams are now the only 100% white team in the NFL, and consequently the worst.

    Rush Limbaugh, you're terrible at living.

  • The Jiggler

    This just in, all African-Americans have left the Rams upon hearing the news,

    The Rams are now the only 100% white team in the NFL, and consequently the worst.

    Rush Limbaugh, you're terrible at living.

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