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Massachusetts Company Lists Dead Bodies As Property

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Posted By: The Booze at 2:52 pm

4 Jun 2009

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MANSFIELD, Mass. – A bankrupt Massachusetts medical device maker left behind some gruesome assets when it shut down earlier this year. Innovative Spinal Technologies lists nine human bodies, including “eight previously used” cadavers, among its property in a federal bankruptcy filing. Federal bankruptcy trustee Warren Agin told The Sun Chronicle of Attleboro that the bodies are frozen in the company’s former headquarters and do not pose a public health threat.

I guess this means when BoozeWorthy files for Bankruptcy we’ll have to list some of our odd properties…

Assets, BoozeWorthy.com
- 15 midgets dressed as oompa loompas
- 8 glory holes
- 6 seasons of Full House on DVD
- 4 Asian sex slaves
- 1 electric chair 

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