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Man To Police: I Wasn't Masturbating, Just Carrying Weed

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Posted By: Alfred K at 2:02 pm

2 Jun 2009

dankity dank

dankity dank

A witness pointed out a man in Woodland Park who he said was exposing himself and masturbating Friday afternoon. But after the police approached the suspect, the man said he didn’t have his pants down – he was only there with $25 of marijuana he’d bought.

a) where can I get a nug of that for $25??

b) I can fully understand why one might be randomly skeeting in a public park after getting such a great deal


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