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Archive for June, 2009

That’s right Michael, clips don’t blow people away, you do. The asshole pictured above was chirping all month about how his Transformers movie wasn’t getting enough of an advertising push from Paramount studios.  Apparently, his movies are supposed to be “EVENTS” and not merely “sequels,” and studios should obey his marketing demands accordingly.  He also [...]

The Rudest

In: Random

30 Jun 2009

Taint Tazer – The best home videos are here Damn this kid did not deserve this taint taze. I don’t care, even if he voted for George Bush or killed a baby, this was a rude crime.

Paper Towels – watch more funny videos

Yogurt is so Good… from Andrea Savage

Some Really Great News

In: News

30 Jun 2009

LONDON (Reuters) – Having sex every day improves the quality of men’s sperm and is recommended for couples trying to conceive, according to new research. Until now doctors have debated whether or not men should refrain from sex for a few days before attempting to conceive with their partner to improve the chance of pregnancy. [...]

Survival Tip: Don’t be a field reporter. You get all the shitty stories. (Yes, I know it’s fake)

Butter knife stick up.

In: News

30 Jun 2009

RAPID CITY, S.D. – On Sunday around 6 p.m. a man tried to rob a hotel with a butter knife. The clerk said he wasn’t a bitch and refused to give the dumbass any money. The man then leaves the hotel on foot, an hour later the police spot the genius and arrest him. The [...]

New York(Reuters) – Operators of a New York shuttle service, Khaalif Preacher and Ian L. McFarlane took five French tourists on a high speed chase in an attempt to evade police. (Awesome..)  The day before the drivers were approached by police for hustling French travelers outside  the John F. Kennedy International Airport. After the shuttle [...]

The Best Birthday Present Ever – watch more funny videos

Can’t wait for the new season!


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