That’s right Michael, clips don’t blow people away, you do. The asshole pictured above was chirping all month about how his Transformers movie wasn’t getting enough of an advertising push from Paramount studios. Apparently, his movies are supposed to be “EVENTS” and not merely “sequels,” and studios should obey his marketing demands accordingly. He also [...]
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30 Jun 2009Taint Tazer – The best home videos are here Damn this kid did not deserve this taint taze. I don’t care, even if he voted for George Bush or killed a baby, this was a rude crime.
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30 Jun 2009Paper Towels – watch more funny videos
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30 Jun 2009Yogurt is so Good… from Andrea Savage
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30 Jun 2009LONDON (Reuters) – Having sex every day improves the quality of men’s sperm and is recommended for couples trying to conceive, according to new research. Until now doctors have debated whether or not men should refrain from sex for a few days before attempting to conceive with their partner to improve the chance of pregnancy. [...]
In: Survival Tip
30 Jun 2009Survival Tip: Don’t be a field reporter. You get all the shitty stories. (Yes, I know it’s fake)
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30 Jun 2009RAPID CITY, S.D. – On Sunday around 6 p.m. a man tried to rob a hotel with a butter knife. The clerk said he wasn’t a bitch and refused to give the dumbass any money. The man then leaves the hotel on foot, an hour later the police spot the genius and arrest him. The [...]
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30 Jun 2009New York(Reuters) – Operators of a New York shuttle service, Khaalif Preacher and Ian L. McFarlane took five French tourists on a high speed chase in an attempt to evade police. (Awesome..) The day before the drivers were approached by police for hustling French travelers outside the John F. Kennedy International Airport. After the shuttle [...]
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30 Jun 2009The Best Birthday Present Ever – watch more funny videos
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29 Jun 2009Can’t wait for the new season!
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