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Joba's Mom: Meth Dealer

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Posted By: Alfred K at 4:16 pm

5 May 2009

In this booking photo released by the Lincoln (Neb.) Police Dept., on Monday, May 4, 2009, Jacqueline Standley is shown. Standley, 44, the mother of New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain, was arrested Saturday night, May 2, 2009 at her apartment, Lincoln Police Capt. David Beggs said. Police said, Chamberlain is jailed in Nebraska and facing a felony charge after being arrested on suspicion of selling methamphetamine to an undercover police officer in February.

Yep, its all starting to make sense.  I mean, what is there to do in Nebraska besides toot up the ol’ meth pipe and shuck some corn?  If you look closely, you will notice Joba has classic meth-teeth and an unsightly meth-discoloration on his forehead.

Hat tip to Chris P. Bacon for the scoop

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  • cracka

    i bet it happened just like on breaking bad. she was all, i aint carryin, is u a cop, and he was all, nah i isnt a cop if i was i'd have to tell u its ur constitutional right. then pow–arrested.

  • cracka

    i bet it happened just like on breaking bad. she was all, i aint carryin, is u a cop, and he was all, nah i isnt a cop if i was i'd have to tell u its ur constitutional right. then pow–arrested.

  • cracka

    i bet it happened just like on breaking bad. she was all, i aint carryin, is u a cop, and he was all, nah i isnt a cop if i was i'd have to tell u its ur constitutional right. then pow–arrested.

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